A Day in the Life of Promotional Umbrellas

What better life can there possibly be

Than as a promotional umbrella just like me

With hosepipe bans all in place

I have been up and down at such a pace

I’ve been here and there and round about

And all the time, look at me, I shout.

Smart and bright, I am very proud

To show my message to any crowd

My owner takes me everyday

Into work and out to play

My message travels far and wide

A promotional Umbrella you just can’t hide.

My livery of gold and green

Makes certain that I’m always seen

I carry a message, plain and simple

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Get promotional umbrellas as your public voice

We really are the perfect choice.

Been to Wimbledon Tennis today

Very exhausting, I have to say

Up and down all day long

On Murray Mount I sang my song

You must have seen me on your tellies

Dimple’s Promotional umbrella, owner in wellies.

Next time you launch a sales campaign

My message to you is very plain

Forget the normal and mundane

Go for something for using in the rain

Choose the promotional umbrella

It will make you a top notch seller.